TheMarioBrother

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Jake Ryan, before going insane

Jake Ryan, also known as TheMarioBrother or "sqrlyjack", as he goes by nowadays, is the one you can thank for all of this. Copypasted recolors of Weegee wouldn't be here if he weren't around to create Malleo back in 2008 and effectively cause a shitstorm of autism.

Jake Jack is a full-blown trаnny who spends his pathetic fuсking existence beating off to furry feet porn and drawing rabbits with cocks. He is also a hardcore, super-zealous Anarcho-Communist LARPer who spends the remainder of his time whining on Twitter X about how capitalism is oppressing him (by which he means he doesn't want to get a real job). Being a literal trаnny, his pronouns are set to she/her because being into porn makes degenerates go too far. He also claims to support BLM and ACAB even though blacks would want NOTHING to do with this loser and would likely beat his fаggοt ass to a pulp.

The two greatest achievements in this man's life are creating Toon Malleo, a Nаzi version of Malleo, and Trans Bubsy. What a fuсking legend.

"Her" persona is complete lunacy. It looks like it wants to be a fuсked-up cross between Michael Jackson, some gay FNAF OC (another fandom Jack grooms kids in), and a hooker, all at once.

As anyone would've expected, this sick fuсk has a history of interacting with minors online, and had even drawn underage furry porn. He probably had a run-in with the law, hence his 'not suitable for minors' disclaimer on his website. This is why you don't let your kids online.

For the two people who actually knew this loser personally back when he was semi-normal, I don't think they would have ever seen THIS coming. From drawing shitty Mario OCs to becoming a coomer, to becoming an Antifa commie, it's clear this man has an array of mental illnesses.

How to make Jack sperg[edit | edit source]

  • Call him a dude and refuse to use female pronouns
  • Tell him the original Communist philosophers and dictators would never support gay rights and have had people like him put into gulags.
  • Remind him of Malleo
  • Refer to him as TMB
  • Tell him you can't choose to be a woman
  • Shit on his god awful OC
  • Call him a pedo

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